"Cafe Press is the best because when I get birthday gifts for my friends I like them to be as condescending and insulting as possible. My buddy Joe has been unemployed for two years, so I went through Cafe Press to make him a 'World's Laziest Jerk' shirt. I once took an unflattering picture of my friend Dan right before he was about to sneeze; so naturally on his birthday I gave him a mousepad with a close-up of his face in the sneezing picture. Now I can piss off my friends on their birthdays for 25% less!"